Not that it’s much different than any other day, but I have to think up some sort of title for this banality, right?
As always, I strive to bring you some of the best stolen-from-the-web pussy I can find. I figure if it gives me a hard on…um…well, that’s really all it takes. I’m in this shit for me, you know.
Today, a fine mix of old and new pussy. Old, in the sense that I’ve shown it here
before, but think it bears being leered at once again, not some old twat. Yeah, I know…I’M old. What’s your point? But as long as we’re on the subject, do you think this ole heifer was born with a pussy like that, or has she been fucking to many coffee cans over the years? I don’t know about you, but if my newborn baby girl was born with a set of twat lips that looked like the flayed lungs of a mature llama, I’d sell the little bitch into white slavery with some guy from Thailand, is what I’d do.
Well…
What makes this babe so fucking hot, besides a smokin’ body, is that she’s out on pubic public in it. Actually, though it’s hard for me to believe, she’s walking around Moscow; the one in Russian, not Idaho. (If chicks dressed like this in Idaho, I’d move the fuck up there by Monday.)
Attitude is such a huge part of being sexy, and this chick has it goin’ on, as our Negro friends are wont to say. Always did love me some sluts, you know? Or as many as I was able. I did my very best, let me tell you…with one horrible miss many years ago. Well…whatcha gonna do, you know?
I don’t know if this is a guy with great tits, or a chick with a
really big clit, but I don’t think it matters too much. Seems to me like the best of all possible worlds. Now, if she or he was just richer than shit, they’d be perfect. I’ve never known anyone like this, though I’ve seen various varieties here on the net, on those websites, if you take my meaning…Groucho eyebrow wiggle, eyebrow wiggle…
There are some things, some people, who are just perfect; that no amount of anything will make any better. Katie Price is not one of those people, unfortunately. As you can see from this recent photo, she lacks my semen in big, thick, gooey, ropey hunks, or whatever the right word is, all over her boobs.
I know, I know…I’d have to talk to her sometime. Still…
One does not need large breasticles to be sexy, of course. That’s a good thing for Micha
Barton, because the bitch ain’t got no titties at all. I like extremes in about everything, including women’s parts, and though I’m partial to the larger end of the Continuum of Tits, I also like little bitty ones. Small, maybe not itty bitty. I mean, you need room for nipples on them things, Micha. Get with the fucking program.
Now THIS is what a titless woman’s nips should look like.
I’m done. I’m hungry and have to find something to eat, now.



