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Thursday, August 30, 2001

Yeah? You wanna say something, Ace?

Do it right here.

Let me be clear, all I want here is praise and pats on the back.  Suggestions for neat shit would also be welcomed.

But don't bitch at me here, I  have an email address for that...um...wait...you know what? On second thought, I don't give a shit what you say here.

Say away, you people!!

61 comments:

  1. Hey, I'll be damned. This kludge works.

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  2. LOL! I've been looking into how to do this since you suggested it yesterday. What I wanted was just a really simple one. Tough, what I wanted.

    So I decided to sorta glue one together like this and see how it works.

    You're welcome. Thank YOU! This kind of shit is fun.

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  3. I am glad your getting deeper into the enhancements for your blog!! Look forward to seeing what's going on...

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  4. Next will be a line of cosmetics and a clothing line.

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  5. Can't wait to see the Enore Fashion line!!

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  6. A mug will be coming soon. Other shit to follow, if I can figure out how to do this crap.

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  7. I LOVE the blog. I like playing with the tags and I like the calming stuff and "who the hell are you" pictures.

    I love the stories and things that just make me cover my eyes.

    I love all the cool things you've done. Man, you would think MY {notice that it's in big letters} baby, is a writer.

    You've done an amazing job with this, I am very proud of you and what you've done.

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  8. Remember I am first on the T-shirt crew... I can't wait to have one of those suckers.

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  9. OH that is just perfect.. then under that is the website address.

    Perfect advertising. Sigh.. this is so cool.

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  10. Glad I found you buddy..I was thinking that you had died or someth like that. I waited for that taxi that you promised in june for my amsterdam trip..nearly missed the plane,youd of loved it..http://lem.localinet.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9671&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

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  11. Hey, Minus!! Glad to have you around again. Your trip to Holland sounded great...except, and I don't mean to be an asshole here, but what happened to all the pussy?

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  12. Apparently you didn't get the message from a mutual friend that was something like - quit hogging all the blog love and send some my way. Interesting blog Uncle Ignore. I think you should write a commentary about twelve things I have in common with Barbiedarbie. The first is loving the blues. Did you know? I love John Lee Hooker? Hmmmmm, can you think of twelve things that are true?

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  13. Never mind all that, what are you doing up so late?

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  14. What happened to your cool tag cloud? That was fun to play with.

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  15. It got corrupted or something some kinda way. I have a the big ole Blogger cloud on the bottom, right...but you're correct, that other one WAS fun to mess with.

    Maybe I should bring it back, if I can remember how. I'm old and mentally, as well as physically, feeble.

    I'm handicapped, you know.

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  16. re: comment above

    First line, remover "a" after "have" and before "the."

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  17. re: comment above

    Second line, remove "r" from the end of "remover" (sic)

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  18. Ha! Foundja! *huggles* All Unc, all the time, sans the 43T editing. Yay!

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  19. Hey, Pyx! Tina said she had spoken with you. You doing ok?

    I'm here most of the day shooting my mouth off, Pyx. What the hell else do I have to do?

    Sure nice to know you're not dead.

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  20. *rueful smile* Some days are better than others, but...much like you...I'm doin' what I can to get along.

    Still workin at Panasonic, doing some writing now and again, and trying to deal with a few health issues and some family drama.

    How'd ya' put it? Oh, yeah, status quo.

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  21. Hey, here's a rant topic for you: "Don't you idjits look in the mirror before you leave your house?" Just on a short trip to the corner market this afternoon I spotted a dumpy white woman in corn rows, a teenager who had ripped out both sides of the pajama pants she was wearing, and a young man who had his pants down below his backside. Sheesh!

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  22. And...just what is your point?

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  23. hey, you're an asshole. :)
    love you !
    ♥caiti

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  24. CAITI!! Son of a bitch!! Where the hell have you been? Man, SO good to hear from you. Do you have net access at home again?

    Be sure and hang around, Caiti!!

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  25. What sweet irony, that dear old Uncle Enore's blog would have a _Report Abuse_ button.

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  27. LOL VERY sweet, Joey.

    Hey, maybe you should shoot Cookie and Roxie and email and let them know where I am. Tell them to click on the tag "muslim bashing."

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  28. Hey right on, I'll let em know, just as soon as we leave the mosque. Allah Akbar! (which supposedly means God is great, but I think it actually means God is "this":http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb177/jedidude_2007/AdmiralAckbar.jpg)

    (glad to see your still at it old man...)

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  29. oops, forgot I'm not working within the 43 formatting universe...

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  30. Hey old man, isn't about time you got your ass back there? Jesus, the place is all hugs and kisses anymore. I'm dying for a little narcissism...

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  31. Sorry, Joe, there's no chance of me going back now or any other time. I had a graphic demonstration of how welcome I was there, for about four months, and that's plenty for me.

    I took the hint, moved out of town, and ain't moving back.

    By the way, of the 175 subscribers I had, four of them stayed in touch with me, though everyone knows where I am, or could find me if they wanted to. Although, that four is one more than had anything supportive to say to me whilst I was being crucified.

    Silence tells ME a lot, Joey.

    They can all go get fucked.

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  32. **Although, that four is one more than had anything supportive to say to me whilst I was being crucified**

    Meh, maybe it's just the whiskey talking, but I feel compelled to tell you that I live by a whole bunch of rivers Unc, I don't need you cryin me one. What I *do* need, is for you to get your old ass back there so that when I'm at work I don't have to click your Goddamned content advisory button 20 million fucking times just to have it not work anyways...

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  33. I commented in the wrong place....glad I found you....missed you man!
    <3
    christinet

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  34. I guess we have the ability to smell each other out as far as mentality goes. Me, plain spoken, no BS kinda woman, talkin straight & making sense. Add:My thoughts race ahead of those of other's & before they have the opportunity to catch up & process, I'm given a look of a dumb blond who can't read. Though not done intentionally, people's feelings may get hurt as a result of my sometimes speaking before thinking of who it is I am talking to at the time. -Liz

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  35. We're going to get along just fine, Liz.

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  36. P.S.That has no reference to pussy. Post Script, Thanks for the invite. I have been in desperate need of conversation besides that of cat calls, my chidren (children), my intelligent dog who cannot speak, the grocery store cashier who cannot count change, & neighbors, "Hey man, nice dog, blue nose?" no, Pit Bull. Blue nose is only a reference to his color, obvious, that.

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  37. I talk about pussy often enough that your need for hearing it will be satisfied. Welcome aboard, and feel free to say what you will. I'm one of the few remaining people on Earth that don't get angry when someone disagrees with me.

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  38. Okay, I said something and nothing happened? Are your directions clear enough. Is this a dragon program where you say something and it automatically writes what I said?

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  39. No, I don't believe so. I've never heard of a "dragon program" which, of course, doesn't mean shit.

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  40. Hello Unc!

    I can definitely relate to some of your thoughts. I been skipping around giving a read and I definitely like what you have done here.
    AsWeGo Old Man

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  41. Hey Unc!!!

    Just dropped by to give you a big Happy Holiday and say thanks. Glad the Kazarp was exactly what you had in mind and that you are happy with it. It will forever be known as the Uncle Enore Blues Kazoo!!!
    From one old hippie to another,
    love and peace!!!
    The Old Kazoo Maker

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  42. Thanks, Butch. This note to me will also go in the post about y'all. (Do I sound all countryish and shit?

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  43. Hey Unc!!!!

    Just thought I would take a break and see what's up at the Emporium. For first time in nearly two months I am caught up!!!!! Gotta hear you talk about mom, trains, beer and trucks to decide how you sound LOL But the ya'll is a great start. You wanna really hear countryish and shit you gotta look at my youtube channel sometime. Most of the songs I write are definitely countryish and shit. LOL

    Hell first time I listened to one of my vids I realized just countryish and shit I sound LOL Traveling around the world for a couple decades I always had people from different countries comment that they really liked my accent. Hell I just thought they meant an American accent. Now I know them meant countryish and shit LOL.

    Ok outta here to surf the Unc's Place for a wee bit. That's my Scottish and shit accent. Lived in the highland for five years.

    Love and peace,
    BC

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  44. Good Morning Unc! Man is is cold as a well digger's ass down here in Florida. Sitting here with my morning coffee with a wind chill of 15F and air temp of 26F just freaking sucks!!! It brings back memories of my first year living in Scotland. I transferred there from a fast frigate homeported in Jacksoville Fl and wouldn't you know it was the coldest winter they had in Scotland for a hundred years. So damned cold the salt water in the harbor froze!!! Now that's cold! Feels the same here this morning. In fact I broke out my old Scottish winter coat so I can get out after sunrise and make sure all the water lines on the homestead survived intact. I hate cold weather almost a much as I do the supreme court, federal government and my ex-wife. Damn I am in a foul mood this morning. Better have some more coffee and work on an attitude adjustment. LOL
    BC

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  45. Hey Unc,
    You up and about yet? Man this morning sucked! Damn cold, no water which meant no coffee!!! LOL Left the water running but not fast enough I guess LOL. Down to 24F here this morning. Finally got water and coffee at 10am so off to the workshop with my thermos.
    Just wanted to shout a good morning to ya!
    later
    BC

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  46. Good morning, Butch! You live in goddamned FLORIDA. How can your fucking pipes freeze up? You need to move to a civilized area, man.

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  47. Beats Me. I left water running when I went to bed LOL Finally thawed out around ten am. Afternoon warmed nicely and today in 60's, tomorrow back to normal 70's. LOL

    I got a beautiful kazoo started yesterday for a working harmonica player to use on stage yesterday, The Brother Ben-Jive No'leans Kazoo. Check out the band he plays in. Man do they have a great act!! You gotta love these guys. 11 Piece big time on the road band from New Orleans.
    http://brotherjoscephus.com/

    Here's a vid of the kazoo with a sound test. This is one of my very best kazoos. Hope to finish it by Monday.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t74jpAldNG4

    Off to the workshop for another beautiful day!! now that summer is back LOL You have a great one!!

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  48. Hey Unc, you feeling any better? Nearly hit 70 today here. I heard on the weather that you were getting real heavy rain storms today. Hope you kept dry.
    Butch

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  49. I vote that we have a national Bank Holiday in America and once a year lynch a few Bankers. This morning on the news there was a story about a young teenager that got his first paycheck ever for $46. The check was written on Bank Of America. Well the story went that he took it to the a local Bank of America branch and was charged $6.00 to cash the check. Which happend to be the kids pay for one hour of work. The kid was fortunate that the TV investigative reporter was able to get him a $6.00 refund in the form of a Bank Of America Check. Now the question is that since he is not a bank customer will he have to pay six bucks to cash is six buck check. How more absurd can you get than this?

    I keep getting these letters from my bank, which is not Bank of America, that tells me I need to pick an over draft option as "time is running out". Why in the hell do I need to pick an option. If I write a check and the money isn't there to cover bounce the freaking check, if I try to use my debit card decline the purchase! Seems pretty simple to me. If I don't have it I don't try to spend it.

    If a bank can't tell at the time this kid presented his check for cashing that his employers account had the $46 in a matter of seconds they must be still using Commodore 64 computers and it sure as hell don't cost them $6 for the teller to look at their computer screen for three or four seconds.

    I sat down and wrote my Senator about this one and sent him a bill for $5 bucks for the time it took to write him. Not that he will pay but if he did you can bet your ass it would be on a bank other than mine and they would want six bucks to cash a five buck check. A lot of good the recent legislation to regulate some of the bank fees did. A lot like watching a monkey screw a football!!!

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  50. I've never seen a monkey screw a football, but I have seen them jack a lot. They seem to be really fond of their penises, though who can blame them. Proportionally, each one of 'em have foot long dicks. I'd jack all the time, too.

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  51. Hey Unk back to cold as a well diggers ass again. Freezing last nite and tonite too. Just a few miles northwest of me had snow fluries yesterday. LOL Shipped Kazarp #2 to Indiana this morning and a new state to. 28 now LOL. Hope you're doing good.
    later
    Butch

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  52. Hey Unc!

    Happy New Year! And Happy National Kazoo Day on the 28th. I just finished making the First Annual National Kazoo Day Special Edition Kazoo!!! A 44 inch'er, The Kazoo Major's Baton Kazoo, folk style. LOL Take a look at the vid, you may get a laugh.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhfkvVN9L0

    later,
    The Old Kazoo Maker

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  53. Came along at just the right time, Butch. Listen to The Emporium in a little bit, and you'll see what I mean.

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  54. A Realtor in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems: "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee....."
    BC

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  55. Hey Unc,

    Is it too late to listen? and how do you do that LOL. Man I have been sick as a dog for over a week with the stomach flu and haven't been online much at all. Hey my Baton Kazoo was sold and shipped to The Kazoo Museum at Kazoobie Kazoo Company!!!! I just did an interview for the museum blog!!! It's in Portland Or for National Kazoo Day Celebrations right now and aftwards on to the museum in Beaufort, SC. I am real proud of this one. Hope you are doing well. I am not yet 100% yet but think I will live now. Was wondering for for a few days.
    Happy Kazoo Day
    Butch

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  56. Can you come back to 43things...even just a little bit?
    Comment, cheer, stir up some excitement (oh, wait...it's already been stirred up lately!!!). It would be great to see you....we have been talking about you a bit over there.

    BH2

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