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...Race baiting, objectification of women, intellectual condescension, muslim bashing, and cultural and personal mockery, all available here...

Thursday, August 30, 2001

Yeah? You wanna say something, Ace?

Do it right here.

Let me be clear, all I want here is praise and pats on the back.  Suggestions for neat shit would also be welcomed.

But don't bitch at me here, I  have an email address for that...um...wait...you know what? On second thought, I don't give a shit what you say here.

Say away, you people!!

42 comments:

Uncle Enore said...

Hey, I'll be damned. This kludge works.

Julie said...

Thanks!! Smooch!

Uncle Enore said...

LOL! I've been looking into how to do this since you suggested it yesterday. What I wanted was just a really simple one. Tough, what I wanted.

So I decided to sorta glue one together like this and see how it works.

You're welcome. Thank YOU! This kind of shit is fun.

Julie said...

I am glad your getting deeper into the enhancements for your blog!! Look forward to seeing what's going on...

Uncle Enore said...

Next will be a line of cosmetics and a clothing line.

Julie said...

Can't wait to see the Enore Fashion line!!

Uncle Enore said...

A mug will be coming soon. Other shit to follow, if I can figure out how to do this crap.

serenity0763 said...

I LOVE the blog. I like playing with the tags and I like the calming stuff and "who the hell are you" pictures.

I love the stories and things that just make me cover my eyes.

I love all the cool things you've done. Man, you would think MY {notice that it's in big letters} baby, is a writer.

You've done an amazing job with this, I am very proud of you and what you've done.

Uncle Enore said...

Blush...thank you, sweetie.

serenity0763 said...

Remember I am first on the T-shirt crew... I can't wait to have one of those suckers.

Uncle Enore said...

uNCLe eNORe

Got it.

serenity0763 said...

OH that is just perfect.. then under that is the website address.

Perfect advertising. Sigh.. this is so cool.

Minuslarion said...

Glad I found you buddy..I was thinking that you had died or someth like that. I waited for that taxi that you promised in june for my amsterdam trip..nearly missed the plane,youd of loved it..http://lem.localinet.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9671&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Uncle Enore said...

Hey, Minus!! Glad to have you around again. Your trip to Holland sounded great...except, and I don't mean to be an asshole here, but what happened to all the pussy?

Barbiedarbie said...

Apparently you didn't get the message from a mutual friend that was something like - quit hogging all the blog love and send some my way. Interesting blog Uncle Ignore. I think you should write a commentary about twelve things I have in common with Barbiedarbie. The first is loving the blues. Did you know? I love John Lee Hooker? Hmmmmm, can you think of twelve things that are true?

Uncle Enore said...

Never mind all that, what are you doing up so late?

*TheMermaid* said...

What happened to your cool tag cloud? That was fun to play with.

Uncle Enore said...

It got corrupted or something some kinda way. I have a the big ole Blogger cloud on the bottom, right...but you're correct, that other one WAS fun to mess with.

Maybe I should bring it back, if I can remember how. I'm old and mentally, as well as physically, feeble.

I'm handicapped, you know.

Uncle Enore said...

re: comment above

First line, remover "a" after "have" and before "the."

Uncle Enore said...

re: comment above

Second line, remove "r" from the end of "remover" (sic)

Pyxidragon said...

Ha! Foundja! *huggles* All Unc, all the time, sans the 43T editing. Yay!

Uncle Enore said...

Hey, Pyx! Tina said she had spoken with you. You doing ok?

I'm here most of the day shooting my mouth off, Pyx. What the hell else do I have to do?

Sure nice to know you're not dead.

Pyxidragon said...

*rueful smile* Some days are better than others, but...much like you...I'm doin' what I can to get along.

Still workin at Panasonic, doing some writing now and again, and trying to deal with a few health issues and some family drama.

How'd ya' put it? Oh, yeah, status quo.

Uncle Enore said...

Gotcha.

Pyxidragon said...

Hey, here's a rant topic for you: "Don't you idjits look in the mirror before you leave your house?" Just on a short trip to the corner market this afternoon I spotted a dumpy white woman in corn rows, a teenager who had ripped out both sides of the pajama pants she was wearing, and a young man who had his pants down below his backside. Sheesh!

Uncle Enore said...

And...just what is your point?

Anonymous said...

hey, you're an asshole. :)
love you !
♥caiti

Uncle Enore said...

CAITI!! Son of a bitch!! Where the hell have you been? Man, SO good to hear from you. Do you have net access at home again?

Be sure and hang around, Caiti!!

joeyzaza82 said...

What sweet irony, that dear old Uncle Enore's blog would have a _Report Abuse_ button.

Uncle Enore said...
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Uncle Enore said...

LOL VERY sweet, Joey.

Hey, maybe you should shoot Cookie and Roxie and email and let them know where I am. Tell them to click on the tag "muslim bashing."

joeyzaza82 said...

Hey right on, I'll let em know, just as soon as we leave the mosque. Allah Akbar! (which supposedly means God is great, but I think it actually means God is "this":http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb177/jedidude_2007/AdmiralAckbar.jpg)

(glad to see your still at it old man...)

joeyzaza82 said...

oops, forgot I'm not working within the 43 formatting universe...

Uncle Enore said...

43 what?

joeyzaza82 said...

Hey old man, isn't about time you got your ass back there? Jesus, the place is all hugs and kisses anymore. I'm dying for a little narcissism...

Uncle Enore said...

Sorry, Joe, there's no chance of me going back now or any other time. I had a graphic demonstration of how welcome I was there, for about four months, and that's plenty for me.

I took the hint, moved out of town, and ain't moving back.

By the way, of the 175 subscribers I had, four of them stayed in touch with me, though everyone knows where I am, or could find me if they wanted to. Although, that four is one more than had anything supportive to say to me whilst I was being crucified.

Silence tells ME a lot, Joey.

They can all go get fucked.

joeyzaza82 said...

**Although, that four is one more than had anything supportive to say to me whilst I was being crucified**

Meh, maybe it's just the whiskey talking, but I feel compelled to tell you that I live by a whole bunch of rivers Unc, I don't need you cryin me one. What I *do* need, is for you to get your old ass back there so that when I'm at work I don't have to click your Goddamned content advisory button 20 million fucking times just to have it not work anyways...

Anonymous said...

I commented in the wrong place....glad I found you....missed you man!
<3
christinet

Liz said...

I guess we have the ability to smell each other out as far as mentality goes. Me, plain spoken, no BS kinda woman, talkin straight & making sense. Add:My thoughts race ahead of those of other's & before they have the opportunity to catch up & process, I'm given a look of a dumb blond who can't read. Though not done intentionally, people's feelings may get hurt as a result of my sometimes speaking before thinking of who it is I am talking to at the time. -Liz

Uncle Enore said...

We're going to get along just fine, Liz.

-Liz said...

P.S.That has no reference to pussy. Post Script, Thanks for the invite. I have been in desperate need of conversation besides that of cat calls, my chidren (children), my intelligent dog who cannot speak, the grocery store cashier who cannot count change, & neighbors, "Hey man, nice dog, blue nose?" no, Pit Bull. Blue nose is only a reference to his color, obvious, that.

Uncle Enore said...

I talk about pussy often enough that your need for hearing it will be satisfied. Welcome aboard, and feel free to say what you will. I'm one of the few remaining people on Earth that don't get angry when someone disagrees with me.

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