I think I may be rotting. Can old people rot, cause I think I'm rotting.

Maybe I have leprosy.




Man, that would be pretty cool, now that I think about it.  There's a leper colony in Trinadad, I believe, how bad could THAT be? I could go live in the tropics, and run around in a loin cloth.  Plus, all those rotting colored people living there would think I was a white god and I could rule them...I'd have my very own dynasty...well...except who wants to fuck any of them rotting folks, right? So I'd have to go infect some good lookin' whores with leprosy, and get 'em in the place so I could fuck 'em before their pussies started rotting off.  Plus, the fucking muslims don't even bomb these people.  They're falling apart as it is, why waste good C-4 blowing them apart?  I'd be safe from the peace-loving muslims, there, too.

But I digress...

You know, I don't work, barely leave the house, and, therefore, never really get dirty.  So what is all the whitish colored shit that's floating in the bottom of the shower, as the water goes sluicing down the drain, and sticks to the sides of the shower if it doesn't drain fast enough?

Part of it is hair.  I'm pretty well covered with the stuff, I shed all the time, and I suppose the shower may be an impetus for even more hair to fall out.

Ok, but what's the rest of it, if that explains some of it?

Must be dry skin, is what I'm thinking.  I have very dry skin and, I'd guess, that under the conditions where I had a life and worked and all that, my skin flakes were always being rubbed off.  Now that I'm a fucking vegetable, I betcha it only sloughs off...or mostly...when I shower.

Or I'm rotting, whichever...