I can just piss in the shower, and be all efficient, and shit.
I also have to fucking shave now. I twisted off a few days ago, and whacked most of my beard off. I look like this, now. No, I didn't cut my hair, it's pulled back in a very manly ponytail. Nor do I normally look like I'm taking a shit, I was just mugging for Jeny...

For what it's worth:
ReplyDeleteI think you are divinely handsome.
I AM A GOD! (...echo...echo...)
ReplyDeleteWell, you ain't so bad yourself, busty, but I wouldn't call you handsome.
Thanks, sweetie.