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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Can we all agree that Mariah Carey is smokin' hot...but dumb as shit?

I'm not a great fan of her music, but I'm a HUGE fan of her body, if I could just figure out some way of making her shut the fuck up.  Who'd wanna listen to any of that?  Oh, sure, some appreciative moaning, and an occasional OH, GOD would be nice, but that's about it.  That's always the problem with fucking dumb chicks;  no matter how hot they are, you have to talk to 'em some time.  I mean, you can't keep their faces shoved in your pillow forever...

Still, take a look at this video.  Not the whole thing, just enough to give you a chub.  By the time  you get that far, she'll be talking with Leno, and if you still aren't finished, you should turn the sound down and pretend like you're deaf, or you'll ruin your hard on.

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