Unc risks HIS life, so YOU don't have to.

You know those times when you've got the munchies but you ain't got shit in the house and maybe you have a lesbian daughter who SAYS she loves you but won't be by with The Munchies supplies for a couple more hours but you don't think  you can wait that long because you might croak without some crap to eat RIGHT NOW and all you can find are some old caramels but you don't know if you'll die if you eat them because they are very old   but you figger what the hell how bad can they be?

That's where  I come in.

Not that I have the munchies,  certainly not, but, I know that some of you might be in this situation some time...so...here's what I found in the drawer of my computer desk...

Four cellophane wrapped caramels, in a ripped bag, with a "use by" date of 05-08-2008.

I'm going to unwrap one, and pop it into my mouth, to see if it helps...um...would help you if you were in  a munchy-need situation and these were all you had.

1:20 p.m.
...in mouth, rock hard, can't bite, sucking, not much taste yet...

1:24 p.m.
...tastes ok, not strong tasting, still too hard to chew, sucking...

1:28 p.m.
...getting smaller, chewing out of the question, mild taste...but sugar...

1:38 p.m.
Conclusions:  The stuff tastes like what it is, cheap shit candy.  But, I don't think I'm going to die from it, and the other three are gonna disappear, too, if my lesbian doesn't get here pretty soon.

1:40 p.m.
...might need a little nap here...