Alright, now, that’s enough. You godless motherfuckers are going to get us white people killed.

Another fucking earthquake in some godforsaken, third world shithole, this time, one in Turkey.

Look, I don’t give a shit how many of these places are wiped out.  Sure, there is human suffering. Well, that’s not my fault, and they were suffering before.  Usually while blaming Americans for something, so fuck ‘em.

Besides, what is really lost?

Holy shit, there’s no more Haiti!

Yeah…and?

The place was a sump hole, to begin with.   Let the Dominican Republic take the place over, and be done with it.  They could force the Haitians to change their language, and maybe use them for slaves and such.  They could bang the good looking ones, make the ugly ones do all the work they won’t do, and let the rest forage for themselves.

I don’t see why we’re spending a penny down there.

Chili?

Well, while Chili is way above Haiti on the food chain, their only real contribution to my world is making it possible for me to have delicious fruit all year around. Winters would be pretty bleak without them, I have to admit.

BUT, the grape area wasn’t hurt, so their earthquake makes no difference to me, at all.

And, now, Turkey?

Right, well, listen, that whole part of the world should take the fuckin’ gas pipe, as far as I’m concerned.  The world would be a whole lot better off without the lunatics of all varieties and stripes, but especially the fucking muslim ones, that ooze out of that part of the globe. 

If god saw fit to strike the Turks, hey, who am I to argue with GOD, you know?

Fuck ‘em. It’s god’s will. 

Tough shit, you guys…

But there is something bigger and more sinister at work here, you people. Either no one has noticed, or political correctness disallows the truth to be spoken, I don’t know which.  Fuck all that, I’m here to tell the truth, because DA TRUFF WILL SET YOU FREE!

Before we go on, what the hell does that mean, anyway?  The truth will set you free.  It’s not right, for one thing.  Slaves knew they were slaves in Virginia, but that didn’t go very far in lettin’ ‘em loose, did it?

Maybe it means something a little less literal.

It comes from the Bible, but I never understood what anything meant in that fucking book, least of all when one of the gods were talking, so that’s of no use to me.

I guess it could mean that one is always free to make the best choices with which one might be faced, if one knows the facts of a situation.  Would god say something like that?  Why not just say it?

Hersch seems to think, if I read him correctly, that “the truth” is Jesus, not some sort of religious edict or dogma, as is commonly supposed,  and if that’s true, maybe it makes some metaphoric sense.  But, as in everything concerning the Bible, there is a lot of differing translations to be dealt with, and how to interpret them.  Hirsch is in the minority, but presents  a strong and convincing argument.

Personally, I’m as truthful as I can be, most of the time, and I MUCH prefer to the know truth…facts…of any situation, over any fantasy.

Now, getting back to earthquakes that seem to be wiping out all the riff raff around the world…

God’s a prick.

If the history of natural disasters has shown us anything, it has  shown us that.  The people that can least handle this kind of god-sent shit, are the ones that get them the most.  Ok, well, tough shit, there’s nothing I can do about it.

Sorry, you people.

But you keep bouncing back, thanks to America and a handful of other civilized places that seem to think you should survive, and that puts all of US people, the important ones, in danger, thusly…

Have you ever seen some asshole with “anger management” problems? 

You know, like the big brave guy that married your sister or cousin, or that your best friend married?    The guy gets pissed about something, the something of no import, and starts belittling her, and starts to yell and then to kick the shit out of her.  If she just takes the beating, she’ll probably be ok…if she’s not killed to death.

But let her resist, or try to stand up to face him, and he’ll go nuts, throwing things, breaking shit, and then start beating on the crying kids, who are trying to come between the two of them.See what I mean, here?

The noble thing for the woman  do is just get her ass kicked.

She likes it, anyway, or she wouldn’t be there. But, that way, the kids…the innocents who are just trying to help…won’t get their asses kicked too.

I don’t mind speaking truth to political correctness. 

Hey, it’s time for you third world people to step up to the fucking plate, and do what’s right, for a change, to protect us normal people. 

Take what god gives you, graciously refuse anyone’s help, even people from Hollywood, and just fucking fade into history the way god, obviously, wants you to.

Because any time, now, god is going to have a fucking hissy fit, and normal people, just trying to help, are going to get their asses kicked, too.

C’mon, most of you fuckers can’t even read. 

Plus, look at your living conditions…shitting in holes, pissing in the street…eating weird shit…talking all funny…disease and pestilence and death and retrograde silly shit follow you people around.  

So, if god wants you dead, and he obviously does, just go with it, will you?  I just retired and I don’t want you people fucking this up.

You’ve already fucked yourselves by being poor and stupid.  You could have learned to read, moved, and gotten a job in Peoria, or someplace, you know.  But, oh, no, you had to stay there with crap up to your eyeballs.

Ok, that’s your choice, but don’t fuck up my gig. 

Buzz the fuck off, will you?