I have a friend living in Oregon.

Where he lives isn’t the least bit significant, so I’m not sure why I mentioned it, not that it makes any difference why.

I don’t see him too often, he’s a line driver for the company I retired from. But, a few times  a month, he sends out no-chat emails, usually with some Power Point thing showing pussy, ass, and tits. 

Not the low-rent sleazy whores like I tend to gravitate toward, but the high class ones…you know, the kind that never have pussy hair  stubble and bleach their assholes. (I am decidedly not a fan of asshole bleaching. I much prefer the normal, ordinary, shit stained ones.)(It’s how I roll.)

He doesn’t always send trim like that, however. He also sends along other photos and shit that are of a somewhat “edgy” nature, usually funny, often with a social or political message, not so artfully woven into it.

So, today, I get an email from him (he has a list  of  us that he sends this stuff to, not just me) with a couple photos that are supposed to, wryly, indicate the big gap between rich and poor.

Just in case you’re an idiot, the white guy is the rich guy, and the Negro ain’t.

I chuckled appreciatively when I read the email, gazed longingly at the chic’s ass, wondered why the black guy can’t get a date with a girl, and was ready to hit “delete” when it struck me that there were all sorts of nearly important stuff we can learn from these two pictures, and the wide expanse of what they may represent, and it was on my shoulders to educate you people.

I always do my duty, as you know.

The rich photo was obviously taken in South California.  Maybe not, but I’ll betcha.  It looks like South Cal, though we have palm trees growing all over the state.  Still, that scene has a decidedly South California feel to it.

That’s an aggressive motorcycle, with a great deal of torque, and a high top speed, and it’s being driven by a young, aggressive South California guy, either in, or just out of, the military.  Eight inch dick, fairly thick, no facial hair, normal sized balls.

His girl’s a cutie, C cups, no bra, spandex bathing suit bottom  heading up her amply round ass, and tattooed…an obvious Left Coast slut, and as such, loves giving head.

God, don’tcha just love ‘em? 

Besides, there’s no better option for your motorcycle, than a seat that’s greased up by  cute twat.  That bathing suit’s got to be working it’s lucky way up her snatch, too, right? I mean, that must be a major case of camel toe going on up there, don’t you think?  That cycle  seat of his is gonna be shining with girl juice.

The rich guy and his trim are doing pretty good, alright.

We can tell quite a bit about the poor guy and his date, too, just by looking at the photo.

First, the poor guy is in some foreign country or other, I’d guess one in  Africa,  but, it might be one of those island places, like Haiti, that have all the black folks living there. 

The place looks foreign, doesn’t it; the buildings in the background? 

Plus, note that in the bottom right corner, there is a little bit of the fender of the car the person who took this photo was riding in.  There is no place in America where anyone would drive that close to some dude on a bike, to begin with, especially a colored guy.  And anyone seeing some guy with a goat holding on, would be given a wide berth here.

No, that guy is in Africa or someplace like that.

Besides, look at the bike his driving. Ain’t no nigger from da muthafuckin’ hood gonna ride dat sumbitch…

I agree. I’ve been around plenty of hoods in my time, and I’ve never seen one of them  riding a bike like that, to say nothing of the way he’s dressed.

Ok, this guy’s in Africa. It’s definite, now.

Look at the shape of his head, the African way it bulges out in the back like that.  Why do you suppose that is? I dunno, but heads on black guys what are all swoll up like that are Africans.  (One can learn a lot studying the writings of Josef  Mengele.)

So why the goat? 

I don’t know what the male/female ratio is in Africa, but there must be enough women to go around, right? 

Of course, a lot of those African women have their tits cut off, huh?  There seems to be a lot of that going on over there, usually accompanied by some friendly gang rape, and uterus popping with the muzzle of a rifle.

Well, who am I to judge someone else’s culture, right?

Goats aren’t very busty, but they do have a lot of nipples, so maybe he’s making that substitution.  You know, love the one you’re with, and all of that.

She sure does look like she’s enjoying the ride, too, huh?

Look how the coy little thing isn’t just holding on with her arms, but she’s got her legs wrapped around him, too, and way up high under his arms. 

You know why she’s doing that, right? 

So that  her pussy is wide open and hot on his back. 

It’s love play, like that chic up top there pressing her fat tits up against her man’s back. 

Talk about being greased up by a twat, goats are known for their copious vaginal secretions, and are highly prized as lovers  by your basic African colored guy.

Goats aren’t old enough to marry until they have seven inches of horn showing.  The horns have many uses in their love play, as you might imagine, from being used as handles for anal, vaginal, and oral sex,  to being used as dildos to butt fuck the guys that are into that.

Goat fucking is shaping up to be The Thing that saves Africa from Africans.  Consider:

• Women get to keep their tits.
• Because women aren’t being fucked any more, the population of Africa will go down. There are way too many of those people now, as you know.
• HIV and the AIDS, now ravaging Africa, would die out.  Goats don’t get AIDS.
• Goat herding will become a huge growth industry, not only in Africa, but in the real world, as well.   The western world is already manipulating goat genes so that the animal will appeal more aesthetically to the African male.  Right. No one wants to get an ugly one, I get that.
• Hunger will FINALLY be stamped out, since when you’re done fucking the bitch, you can roast her and eat her. If  you understand what I’m sayin’ here…

Analysis and information like this, is why you people come here. 

That, and you’re probably fucked up some kinda way…