Ok, tell me this isn’t funnier than shit.

Before I begin, will all of you who thought, or think, anything along the lines of…

Jesus jumped up Christ, that old cocksucker thinks 9-11 is funny! 

…kindly get up and leave the room? 

Your idiocy is sucking down the collective IQ’s of the rest of us, plus, you’re an embarrassment to mankind, even if you’re a woman.

You know, unless you’re hot, in which case, you’re right, I am a cocksucker.

Would you care to help me improve my skills  by showing me your technique?  THIS IS THE REQUISITE SUCKING COCK PHOTO. CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK. OR NOT…YOU KNOW, I DON’T CARE, REALLY, BUT IT IS A HOT PIC, IS ALL I’M SAYIN’ HERE…

Anyone have any idea what I was going to say?

OH, well, listen…about that 9-11 photo...

Here is the story about some political party in Canada that is having a pig roast, the keynote speaker at which, is some firefighter guy who was trapped in the rubble at the Twin Towers for four days. 

Did you ever wonder, when people are trapped like that, or in tornadoes or earthquakes, all that sort of shit where god makes sure building fall on people, how long those people hold out before pissing and shitting themselves? 

Pissing would come first, probably…no big deal there. Anyone who ever got drunk or had a hot girlfriend has been pissed on. 

But, most of us would hold out as long as possible before just letting go and shitting ourselves, wouldn’t we?  I’d always think…god…I can hear them digging for me, they’ve got a hose for air down here, now, and water for me…it could be any time, now.  Who wants to shit yourself, and be rescued five minutes later, right?

Meanwhile, my asshole would be singing a different story and at some point I’d shit, as would anyone. 

How about if you have to shit again? Just let it flow, because you already have? 

And what do you say to the people that finally get you out, if anything?  You’re tired, filthy, sweaty, and reeking of piss and shit…you don’t say something? 

They don’t say something?

Whoa, Gino, this asshole shit himself!

So, these Canadians used the love letter from Allah to America as the backdrop for the flyer  of this dinner,  where a buried fireman guy is going to give a talk…about shitting his pants, probably.

There was some sort of “outrage” about them using the photo, hence their apology.

Except…

I don’t believe that’s the real story.

What do you think happened, Unc?

I’m glad you axed me that…

It’s obvious that this right-leaning Canadian political party was telling the muslims to go get fucked, by showing their big hit as a drawing factor for a PORK dinner.

Not just pork, these people are roasting whole pigs. 

Since the muslims are afraid of pigs, someone realized they, the muslims, might possibly be pissed off by this clever and very classy  extension of a Canadian middle finger, and forced them to make an apology.

As you know, the imbecilic fucking muslims are ALWAYS pissed off about something inconsequential, like if someone likes pork.  Or a goddamned cartoon…LOL  God, I’d be embarrassed to want to kill someone over poorly drawn cartoons, but these silly bastards were rioting and killing over it, threatening to kill and riot some more. 

It’s no wonder these people haven’t amounted to anything, they’re stupid as shit.

And petty beyond all belief.

Silly bunch of ignorant sonsofbitches, if you ask me

So, you can see why everyone would trip over themselves to back out of this one, lest the muslim hoards be loosed on Canada.

Still, Saskatchewan Party, if you’re reading this, I appreciate your work. It wasn’t lost on ME, and now it’s not lost on the millions of visitors here to Uncle Enore’s Emporium.