Study Précis: Environmental aspects of aberrant reincarnation; an abstract on human malformations in the lower castes on the Indian subcontinent.

What the FUCK is wrong in India?

Ok, ok, yeah, there is a lot wrong in India, but I’m not talking about shitting in holes and all the flies and the turds flowing down the Ganges and starving to death.

I’m talking about shit like this…

…and this…

You know what I mean?  You barely  find these kinds of freaks anywhere in the world but India,  and even when you do find something, it’s a rarity.

Not so in India.  You can barely swing a dead Hindu without whacking a goddamned freak. 

I used to think this was a combination of high population, poor sanitation, poor environmental controls, if any, uncontrolled industrial emissions, poor diet…all those sort of things. 

As reasonable as that sounds, it ain’t so. I done studied on it, and I’mma educate you people right now.

It’s the fucking Hindus and their goddamned reincarnation that’s at fault here.

The idea with reincarnation  is that everyone lives a bunch of lives. The soul lives on, but one’s physical self is reborn with  different bodies and different personalities over an indeterminate span of time.  As one lives one’s  corporeal lives, over time, one learns that  experiencing and enjoying bodily pleasures is not where one should lie with one’s mind and heart, and one begins to seek the more lasting and meaningful satisfactions, and those lie in the spiritual world.

That’s just stupid, is what that is…or…so I used to think. 

I mean, that’s no kind of crap for anyone to dream up.  And, after someone did, how would anyone ever be convinced that you weren’t full of shit? 

Of course, the Hindus largely live in India,  the ones that aren’t running convenience stores and motels here, and most of those people, nice as they seem to be, are largely a bunch of dumbasses, with no education and mostly illiterate, making dust sammiches for dinner, while cows walk thru the bedroom shitting, unmolested. 

Those people will believe anything.

A bunch of silly shit, is all, no matter how many millions of Indian rice farmers believe it.

That’s what I used to think.  No more.

Turns out that at Staffordshire University, at Stoke-on-Trent, they’ve  been studying the deformed kids that keep getting birthed by these people, thinking initially, as I mentioned earlier, that there was probably some sort of environmental and or  medical condition or conditions responsible.

What they found out, instead,  was that reincarnation is a fact, put succinctly.  Their research is long and difficult to read, and I’ve not read it, but have read a précis of it…and, though it’s hard to believe, it seems credible.

So, what you have are all these souls racing around trying to find bodies that are decent. No soul worth his salt would want to be a fucking leper, or one of the guys that cleans out the shit holes in the railway toilets, or like those little kids in that Indian movie where the kid fell in the pit full of shit and piss.

So, they’re frantic, the souls are, in a spiritual sense, to get a good body, and every so often two of them collide…and you got yourself another Hindu freak.

That would explain it, of course, but you have to wonder how come some of the rich Hindus don’t have this happen to them, don’t you? It’s always in some disgusting and fly infested village in Elephant Breath, India where these things happen.

I don’t know, for sure,  but maybe when you work your way up to that kind of status in India…you know, anything above picking bugs out of oxen shit for lunch…you figure you have it made and everyone slows down.

I’m thinking this poor fucker should have run a little faster…

 

I don’t know what the fuck’s wrong with these Chinamen.