Yes, Mariah Carey is hotter’n shit. (Let the objectification of women begin!)

I really like “thick” women, and Mariah is that, if nothing else. She deserves to go on the “Fuck me” list, and she will, just as soon as I can remember to put her on it.

Mind you, everything I see and read about her let’s me know she’s an idiot and a dumbass…but, she’s rich and hot.

I don’t have to show you a bunch of her photos for you to appreciate the fuck material that she is, do I?  I could,  you know, there are plenty of photos of her around half naked and begging for it…from me.

I don’t have to go first, or anything. In fact, I  enjoy being at the end of the line, just as long as Mariah is marginally awake, and still capable of telling me how big I am, and that I’m the best of all.

The only problem I can foresee is that she doesn’t appear to be into her ass very much. 

Wait.

I said that wrong.

She may be in her ass every day, for all I know, but she doesn’t emphasize her butt in her photos, is what I mean.  It’s small, for one thing.  Not that it’s necessarily a bad thing, it’s not tiny, but black guys seem to like huge asses (I may be part black,) she’s married to a black guy and plays to black audiences…so maybe she’s  a bit ashamed of her smallish ass, though, as you can see, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it just not stellar, and not a black butt.  This photo was also taken when she was a lot thinner, so maybe she thinks' her ass is now too big.

I don’t know, maybe I’m way off base with all of this, but I’m pretty sure she doesn’t like anal.  Evil looking girls, like Mariah, always emphasize their asses when they’re into butt fucking.

No matter, I’d still nail it, right after I straddled her chest, put my dick between her tits, and made her face look like a glazed donut.