Gimp Action Figgers, coming to a Toys R Us near you!

Sure, there are dolls for handicapped kids, though why they need special dolls I don’t get.

What’s wrong with playing with the dolls the other girls play with? What the fuck makes YOU so special, just because you can’t walk, kid?  A lot of people can’t walk, and they ain’t so fucking special.

You see what I’m saying here?

Yes, you fucking dumbass, of course I know what the manufacturer is doing; trying to give little gimp girls a doll that looks just like she does, but what makes anyone think that’s a good idea? You aces at Mattel think being a cripple confined to a wheelchair is a good thing, do you? What the hell is wrong with you people? You think a little ten year old girl  should aspire to become a paraplegic, is that it? You think they’ll enjoy having mom dig her feces out and empty her piss bag?

Fuckin’ brilliant.

And if the idea is that having crippled dolls will make the little handicapped girl feel better about herself, like she’s as good as the other regular girls are, that’s also dumb.  Yes, she is every bit as good a person (assuming she’s not a little cunt. And that’s another thing. Where is it written that all handicapped kids are sweet and loving and nice? Fuck, I’m thinking they are mostly the exact opposite.  Being crippled doesn’t make you sweet, it makes you resentful and spiteful) as all the regular girls. 

But she’s not as good as they are physically.

SHE CAN’T FUCKING WALK!

What, are you people blind as well as stupid?  The little twat is a paraplegic (well, a pair is always a good thing. If one plegic gets fucked up, you have the spare to fall back on.)By no stretch of anyone’s imagination is having a fucked up body  as good as having one that works correctly.  What? Are you people insane?

Why for  do you wanna fill this little gimp girl’s head with all this shit?  You think she somehow sinned, and this is god’s punishment, being gimped? Is that what you think? Maybe that’s it. You guys think if a kid’s gimped at an early age, he or she sinned in a former life, and now god’s fucking them back, so you wanna make them feel really bad by rubbing their poor lil noses in the fact that they ain’t normal.

That’s pretty fucked up, if you ask me, not that you did, but this is MY blog and I can write what I want in it, and if I say you asked me something, then you asked me something…well, unless, of course, you didn’t, and in that case, even though it would still be my blog and I could still write in it, I like to he honest here and if I lied I might not be honest, but one thing I CAN be honest about right this second is that I’ve completely lost my train of thought. In fact, I’m letting my fingers yammer, just stalling for time while my fevered little brain casts about for a subject, a point…OH…never mind, got it!

But maybe I’m looking at this from the wrong angle.  Maybe these dolls are REALLY for bullies.  Probably not, you guys would be too pussyish to try something like that…but, you know what? That’s a really good idea.

Now that I think more about this, it might be  a pretty good idea at that, but not quite the way you guys were going about it.  See, there are lots of people who want to be bullies, but are too much of a fucking pussy to pull it off. THOSE people would be a huge, untapped market for Bully Dolls, as would those people, like cripples, who have been bullied their whole lives and couldn’t fight back.

Think of it…

The little crippled pussies could buy a one of my Crippled Kids and mock them and yell at them, tip them out of their wheelchairs, yank out their catheters…all the neat stuff people used to do to them.  They could see first hand how great it is to make fun of gimps, and how being a bully makes your dick a lot bigger, because you feel all macho and shit.

Of course, in your case, a big dick don’t matter because YOU’RE A FUCKING CRIPPLE, and YOU CAN’T GET IT UP ANY MORE!  Ain’t that right, Gimpy?

I’m gonna make millions.