Pit bulls are the muslims of the dog world.

Here is yet another case where a pit bull ate a little kid, and tried to eat a cop, besides.  Yeah, yeah, it’s how the dog is raised, it’s not the breed. I’ve heard it a million times.  Maybe it’s true, I don’t know, but what I do know is that you don’t see cocker spaniels or border collies doing this shit. Over and over and over again, it’s pit bulls.

Maybe it is just the assholes that raise them to be mean and aggressive that are responsible for the breed’s reputation, but that cuts no ice with me, as the old saying goes. (The older I become, the fewer people seem to know the old sayings, since more and more of them aren’t old. But how can that be, when old people are, or are close to, the highest percentage of the population? Well, asshole, maybe you just happen to know more younger people than ones your age. Ever think if that, Ace?  Oh.)  The very fact that these beasts, the dogs, are capable of doing the damage and inflicting the carnage they’re famous for, even if it’s their training and not their nature, means they have no place in civilization.

Let’s see, how could we take care of this? Well, muslims aren’t civilized.  Let’s outlaw these fucking dogs, and send ‘em all to the muslims, the bad muslims, not our good muslims, of course. We can fly over Riyadh and Kandahar  and Somalia and all the other places around the world where those retrograde assholes do their evil, and drop the pits out of airplanes, all affixed with little pit bull parachutes, of course, so they’re not hurt.

Those people are afraid of dogs, or some shit.

Well, actually, the deal is that they believe they are “unclean,” in the spiritual sense. Yeah. Dogs are evil…LOL God, almighty,  you people are a never ending font of idiocy and stupidity.

These fucking brain surgeons are killing dogs in Spain. Dog jihad. Stupid bastards.

In England, muslims taxi drivers and bus drivers are refusing to let blind people with guide dogs ride, or are putting them out, if they get onboard, somehow, specifically because of their facocta religion. Of course, the British are more afraid of the muslims, than the muslims are of the dogs, so you can see how fucked up all that is.

Ok, though it is a good idea, I don’t really think anyone is gonna airlift pit bulls to Muslimville, so let’s just outlaw them and kill ‘em. The dogs, not the muslims.

Although…