I’ll admit before I begin this screed, that I woke up a little bit pissy this morning. I had a little incident with my woman last night, an incident with my kid last night, and another larger one with her this morning, that have set me on edge. I have a really low tolerance for (what I consider to be) bullshit, and so when I was reading the news this morning, I was already predisposed react poorly to any stupid shit I found, and find it I did.
I would like to explain something to you Japanese, and anyone else who slept thru all their American and World History classes, about World War 2. Let’s begin with a very brief recap of the Japanese – Allies portion of the war, shall we? Oh, I know, I know, you know all about the war, I don’t need to tell you a thing, right, Ace? Well, it won’t take long. Indulge me.
As you Japanese know, you people began the war with us. You dragged us into it and, as unprepared as we were, we took to the fight with relish. It was you people who bombed Pearl Harbor, and we took some offense to it. We also took offense to you taking over the Pacific, on your way to Hawaii and America. We found that distasteful and dangerous, since you seemed to enjoy killing us, and we began killing you back. Of course, we weren’t too good at it at first, and since General McArthur was an asshole and an incompetent, pretty soon you found yourselves owning the Philippines.
You took thousands of our soldiers and Filipino soldiers captive, then decided the Bataan Death March would be a fun way to spend some time, and you deliberately murdered over 3,000 prisoners of war during that march. Thru bayonetting, beating, clubbing, beheading, shooting, driving over fallen soldiers, you cocksuckers marched them to death…no food, no water…YOU did that.
You people, we came to find out, were every bit as vicious, sadistic, and loathsome in your treatment of prisoners and civilians everywhere you went, as were the Nazis in their treatment of just about everyone. You Japanese were the very embodiment of evil and horror during the war. You should be ashamed, if you’re not.
And at the end of the war, when it became absolutely clear to you that you could not possibly win, you still refused to surrender, forcing us to go after your infrastructure, your manufacturing; for god’s sake, we burnt half of Japan to the fucking ground, and still, you arrogant losers, you prideful assholes, refused to surrender.
The only thing left was to invade Japan which would entail a huge loss of life, Japanese and Allied though, really, no one gave a rusty fuck about Japanese lives. We were facing loosing astronomical numbers of troops, and that is what counted.
In different ways, thru different channels and different venues, you were asked over and over again to resign the war, and you told us to go get fucked.
Instead, WE fucked YOU. First at Hiroshima, and then at Nagasaki…and then, only then…did you sonsofbitches decide that, yeah, you guess you had better give up…UNCONDITIONALLY…as we had been suggesting all along.
You people, you self-righteous Japanese pretenders to horror, can kiss my fucking ass. You’re goddamned right we’re celebrating the bombing of those two cities. You’re damned right we are, and we don’t need to apologize to anyone over it, least of all YOU people. Ok, maybe I’m the only one celebrating it openly, but everyone should be. Too bad about all the dead people and destruction and cancer and shit. Blame your leaders.
And while you’re at it, get fucked.
Idiot Disclaimer:
Anyone who has any sort of idea in their fevered brain that the foregoing has anything at all to do with racism, is too stupid to be reading this. Please go away. Perhaps you’d like to shoot yourself in the head, and increase the global IQ just a bit. Think it over.
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