Yes, yes I do have a twitter thing…account…whatever…

…as you can see from this thing sitting here.  Picture, screen shot sorta of my Twitter profile.

See?

When I first signed up for my account, I played on Twitter quite a bit for…I dunno…several months, maybe a year; not more than that, and then I got tired of fucking around with it.  I mean, to keep up with contacts and chat with them and that sort of thing, Twitter takes regular attention, and I found it became bothersome. So, as I do with anything that annoys me, I cut it loose, at least from active involvement. I still have an account somewhere that Twitterizes my posts here on The Emporium, but other than that, I’m Twitless.

But, because I do Tweet these silly things, I still get the occasional notice that someone new is following me over there in Twitterland, like this one…

…from Bam Hansson (914) who is advising me that she’s following me.  As you can see, Bam is a young and (presumably) hot 19 year old who wants to fuck me. I say “presumably,” because I can’t see her photograph very well, though  I think there may be some thighs and tits to be had…just can’t tell.

Well, if she’s young and wants to fuck me…actually, experiment…I can only return the favor by following her, right? Oh, I know she doesn’t really want to fuck me, but…you know…just…what IF? I mean, anything is possible with the grace and love of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and it’s just possible…no, not likely, but possible…that she’s planning on getting in touch with me directly, and ask to suck my dick. So, IF that were the case, and I didn’t follow her back, she might become offended, and not come over for a fuckathon after all, and that would be a shame. For one thing, I’d hurt the poor lil thing’s feelings, and for another, it’s been a long time since  fucked a 19 year old and it might be kinda hot, you know?

But, still, I was concerned about two things.

One, and the most important, by far, is that I couldn’t see her very well.  It’s nice that she wants to fuck me and all, and I would probably go thru with it even if she was a skank, but still, you like to know what you’re gonna be eating, am I right?  

Secondly, gee and whiz, how come she has no tweets and no followers?  I mean, if she’s young and hot and wants to fuck, what’s not to follow? That seemed to lend credence to the idea forming in my head that something was wrong with our love affair, and it needed further research. AH, thinks I, let’s click on the link in her following thing up there, which I did…

Oh. My. God.  Not this. I knew something was amiss, but not this, never this.  My love, a common whore, and a nasty one, at that. 

Sweet.

Well, where there is one slut, there may be many, as I’ve always said (I don’t know what you’ve always said, but this is what I’ve always said. You may always have said something else. Or nothing else, that’s a possibility, too, not that I really care.)  This might work out pretty well. I might be able to finesse this one, 19 year old nympho into pimping off some of these other folks to me. Might work out yet, is what I was thinking, but there was still that nagging doubt about Bam and how hot she might or might not be.

So, I did what anyone in my position would do, I clicked no her profile link thingy…

Oh.

Too bad, I was startin’ to chub up a bit.  Maybe next time…