But first, can pills be thought of as a potion? I don’t think so. For some reason or another, I think of “potions” as being liquids. But, that may just be my ignorance. So, wait here, I’ll check and be right back.
Talk amongst yourselves whilst I’m gone.
Ah, yes, I was right, it is a liquid.
Well…before proceeding, I now have two things to take care of. One, all of you who agreed with me when I commented about me being ignorant, get the fuck out. Who needs people like you around here, anyway? I surround myself with sycophants, and they stab me in the back enough as it is, who needs YOU people?
Anyone who objects, even a tiny bit in their heads, about my use of “you people,” get the fuck out, too. You’re too stupid to be breathing the same air I breathe.
And, secondly, I have to figure out a new title for this post, like that’s important. Perhaps some alliteration…1
Possibly poisonous pill update.
Alright, but it leaves out the Mexican part, and that’s significant.
Mexican miracle, mierda or magnificent?2
Ok, referring back to last week when I told you about having seen god as a light at the end of a dark tunnel, and the he had a Mexican accent, I promised to update you people, or I think I did, and so let me.
I’ve been taking this shit for over a week now, one pill twice a day, and I feel WONDERFUL. I feel just as I did when I talked about it last time, except now I can report zero side effects. Ok, well, wait…that’s not quite true. I’m sleeping less during the day, beginning my nap later in the day and sleeping less time, and sleeping much better at night. I attribute that to not having constant pain, and not the pills doing something magic to me, but either way, I’m delighted.
I’ve also noticed that my appetite has decreased considerably over the past week. I’m not yet ready to attribute that to the Mexican Mierda yet, it may be something else, but I’m keeping my eye on that, too.
So, I don’t know what to tell you people. I am amazed. I feel better than I have in years, and…check this out for a side effect…I’m feeling SO good, in fact, that’s it’s having a very significant positive effect on my attitude and emotional well being. The world is a lot nicer place when you don’t first have to consider how much any movement will hurt to decide if it’s worth doing. Who knew?
Sure, I still have hip pain, but that’s to be expected, and I still have foot pain, though the sharp arthritic pain is now gone, but the pain I have in my hip is considerably muted. I don’t know how to quantify it, exactly, but if I don’t vex my hip with odd movements or extended time on it, the pain is decreased maybe 80% or so. That’s imprecise, but you can see what I’m getting at.
I plan on continuing to take this crap for the duration.
Footnotes and stuff:
- Yes, I know this is a third thing, when I said there were only two, but I made some edits when I was proofing this, and was too lazy to change the “two thing” to “three things.”
- Oh, yeah, that works a lot better.
