Comments on Uncle Enore's Emporium - The Blog: Yeah? You wanna say something, Ace?

Can you come back to 43things...even just a little...

2011-04-24T21:11:08.169-07:00

Can you come back to 43things...even just a little bit?
Comment, cheer, stir up some excitement (oh, wait...it's already been stirred up lately!!!). It would be great to see you....we have been talking about you a bit over there.

BH2

Hey Unc, Is it too late to listen? and how do...

2011-01-21T05:37:23.169-08:00

Hey Unc,

Is it too late to listen? and how do you do that LOL. Man I have been sick as a dog for over a week with the stomach flu and haven't been online much at all. Hey my Baton Kazoo was sold and shipped to The Kazoo Museum at Kazoobie Kazoo Company!!!! I just did an interview for the museum blog!!! It's in Portland Or for National Kazoo Day Celebrations right now

A Realtor in her forties went to a plastic surgeon...

2011-01-21T05:31:17.718-08:00

A Realtor in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob

Came along at just the right time, Butch. Listen t...

2011-01-01T13:46:30.226-08:00

Came along at just the right time, Butch. Listen to The Emporium in a little bit, and you'll see what I mean.

Hey Unc! Happy New Year! And Happy National ...

2011-01-01T13:32:16.174-08:00

Hey Unc!

Happy New Year! And Happy National Kazoo Day on the 28th. I just finished making the First Annual National Kazoo Day Special Edition Kazoo!!! A 44 inch'er, The Kazoo Major's Baton Kazoo, folk style. LOL Take a look at the vid, you may get a laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbhfkvVN9L0

later,
The Old Kazoo Maker

Hey Unk back to cold as a well diggers ass again. ...

2010-12-27T16:31:26.051-08:00

Hey Unk back to cold as a well diggers ass again. Freezing last nite and tonite too. Just a few miles northwest of me had snow fluries yesterday. LOL Shipped Kazarp #2 to Indiana this morning and a new state to. 28 now LOL. Hope you're doing good.
later
Butch

I've never seen a monkey screw a football, but...

2010-12-18T09:14:17.297-08:00

I've never seen a monkey screw a football, but I have seen them jack a lot. They seem to be really fond of their penises, though who can blame them. Proportionally, each one of 'em have foot long dicks. I'd jack all the time, too.

I vote that we have a national Bank Holiday in Ame...

2010-12-18T07:53:03.448-08:00

I vote that we have a national Bank Holiday in America and once a year lynch a few Bankers. This morning on the news there was a story about a young teenager that got his first paycheck ever for $46. The check was written on Bank Of America. Well the story went that he took it to the a local Bank of America branch and was charged $6.00 to cash the check. Which happend to be the kids pay for

Hey Unc, you feeling any better? Nearly hit 70 to...

2010-12-16T14:41:40.368-08:00

Hey Unc, you feeling any better? Nearly hit 70 today here. I heard on the weather that you were getting real heavy rain storms today. Hope you kept dry.
Butch

Beats Me. I left water running when I went to bed...

2010-12-16T04:09:27.496-08:00

Beats Me. I left water running when I went to bed LOL Finally thawed out around ten am. Afternoon warmed nicely and today in 60's, tomorrow back to normal 70's. LOL

I got a beautiful kazoo started yesterday for a working harmonica player to use on stage yesterday, The Brother Ben-Jive No'leans Kazoo. Check out the band he plays in. Man do they have a great act!! You

Good morning, Butch! You live in goddamned FLORIDA...

2010-12-15T07:33:04.352-08:00

Good morning, Butch! You live in goddamned FLORIDA. How can your fucking pipes freeze up? You need to move to a civilized area, man.

Hey Unc, You up and about yet? Man this morning ...

2010-12-15T07:30:55.118-08:00

Hey Unc,
You up and about yet? Man this morning sucked! Damn cold, no water which meant no coffee!!! LOL Left the water running but not fast enough I guess LOL. Down to 24F here this morning. Finally got water and coffee at 10am so off to the workshop with my thermos.
Just wanted to shout a good morning to ya!
later
BC

Good Morning Unc! Man is is cold as a well digger&...

2010-12-14T03:46:08.119-08:00

Good Morning Unc! Man is is cold as a well digger's ass down here in Florida. Sitting here with my morning coffee with a wind chill of 15F and air temp of 26F just freaking sucks!!! It brings back memories of my first year living in Scotland. I transferred there from a fast frigate homeported in Jacksoville Fl and wouldn't you know it was the coldest winter they had in Scotland for a

Hey Unc!!!! Just thought I would take a break a...

2010-12-09T14:37:12.395-08:00

Hey Unc!!!!

Just thought I would take a break and see what's up at the Emporium. For first time in nearly two months I am caught up!!!!! Gotta hear you talk about mom, trains, beer and trucks to decide how you sound LOL But the ya'll is a great start. You wanna really hear countryish and shit you gotta look at my youtube channel sometime. Most of the songs I write are

Thanks, Butch. This note to me will also go in the...

2010-12-08T11:44:44.960-08:00

Thanks, Butch. This note to me will also go in the post about y'all. (Do I sound all countryish and shit?

Hey Unc!!! Just dropped by to give you a big Ha...

2010-12-08T03:07:24.456-08:00

Hey Unc!!!

Just dropped by to give you a big Happy Holiday and say thanks. Glad the Kazarp was exactly what you had in mind and that you are happy with it. It will forever be known as the Uncle Enore Blues Kazoo!!!
From one old hippie to another,
love and peace!!!
The Old Kazoo Maker

Hello Unc! I can definitely relate to some of y...

2010-11-15T21:09:55.582-08:00

Hello Unc!

I can definitely relate to some of your thoughts. I been skipping around giving a read and I definitely like what you have done here.
AsWeGo Old Man

No, I don't believe so. I've never heard o...

2010-11-13T17:08:52.278-08:00

No, I don't believe so. I've never heard of a "dragon program" which, of course, doesn't mean shit.

Okay, I said something and nothing happened? Are y...

2010-11-13T16:59:40.016-08:00

Okay, I said something and nothing happened? Are your directions clear enough. Is this a dragon program where you say something and it automatically writes what I said?

I talk about pussy often enough that your need for...

2010-07-29T11:29:25.326-07:00

I talk about pussy often enough that your need for hearing it will be satisfied. Welcome aboard, and feel free to say what you will. I'm one of the few remaining people on Earth that don't get angry when someone disagrees with me.

P.S.That has no reference to pussy. Post Script, T...

2010-07-29T11:22:13.396-07:00

P.S.That has no reference to pussy. Post Script, Thanks for the invite. I have been in desperate need of conversation besides that of cat calls, my chidren (children), my intelligent dog who cannot speak, the grocery store cashier who cannot count change, & neighbors, "Hey man, nice dog, blue nose?" no, Pit Bull. Blue nose is only a reference to his color, obvious, that.

We're going to get along just fine, Liz.

2010-07-29T11:19:41.791-07:00

We're going to get along just fine, Liz.

I guess we have the ability to smell each other ou...

2010-07-29T11:15:08.949-07:00

I guess we have the ability to smell each other out as far as mentality goes. Me, plain spoken, no BS kinda woman, talkin straight & making sense. Add:My thoughts race ahead of those of other's & before they have the opportunity to catch up & process, I'm given a look of a dumb blond who can't read. Though not done intentionally, people's feelings may get hurt as a

I commented in the wrong place....glad I found you...

2010-06-22T10:41:57.188-07:00

I commented in the wrong place....glad I found you....missed you man!
<3
christinet

**Although, that four is one more than had anythin...

2009-11-20T22:58:27.786-08:00

**Although, that four is one more than had anything supportive to say to me whilst I was being crucified**

Meh, maybe it's just the whiskey talking, but I feel compelled to tell you that I live by a whole bunch of rivers Unc, I don't need you cryin me one. What I *do* need, is for you to get your old ass back there so that when I'm at work I don't have to click your